THIS IS THE THIRTENTH PAGE AND CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN (NOVEMBER 21, 2011. IT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE WHILE IT LASTED) SO IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A BIG SCARE. INSTEAD OF ANY FUN STUFF IM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THE ORIGAN ABOUT THIS SITE. IF THAT WONT MAKE YOU SUPERSTICIOS, WHAT WILL?
IN WORLD WAR I THE YETI WAS FORCING BABE RUTH TO INVENT THE FORMULA 1 CAR WHICH ACCIDENTLY HIT THE SILVER SURFER IN THE EYE. THEN DR.BILL GATES GOT HIM BETTER, AND LEARNED HOW TO INVENT THE SHIRT TAG WITH SOME INTELLIGENCE THAT RUBBED OFF HIM, BUT TOMAS EDISON STOLE THE IDEA BEFORE BILL COULD PUT A T-M ON THE TAG. A T AND A M PUT TOGETHER MEANS YOU CANT STEAL THE IDEA (THATS THE ONLY REAL THING ON THIS PAGE). FORTUNATLY JAMES MADISON WAS THERE AND HELPED BILL PUT TOMAS ED. IN JAIL. MORE FORTUNATELY, THE TM HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET SO TOMAS COULDN'T USE IT. BILL WANTED TO WRITE THAT DOWN BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE. JAMES WAS LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND INSTEAD OF WRITING IT FOR HIM, OR TEACHING HIM HOW TO WRITE, JAMES MADE IT MORE COMPLICATED AND INVENTED MICROSOFT, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. JAMES M. WAS REMEMBERED AS A AVARAGE SIZE, FAT GUY BUT WHEN HE GOT THE CREDIT FOR MICROSOFT A GUY NAMED YOLA GAVE HIM A POTION TO MAKE HIM SKINY. JAMES GOT SHORT ALSO BUT HE DIDN'T CARE, SO HE REWORDED YOLA WITH THIS WEBSITE. THEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS A CURSE BECAUSE HE LOST HIS PRESIDENTLY HONOR BUT THE TRUTH WAS HIS FOUR YEARS WAS UP. SO JAMES GAVE ALL THE CREDIT TO BILL, BECAUSE JAMES THOUGHT THAT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WOULD MAKE BILL UNDER THERE CURSE.
AS FOR MY WEBSITE...
BABE RUTH HIT A HOMER WHICH LANDED ON SOMEONES CAR. A PERSON FEELS BAD ABOUT THE CAR INSEDENT AND THE NEXT TIME BABE HIT ONE OVER THE BALLPARK THE PERSON GOT HIT INSTEAD. THEN THE PERSON DIED. TURNS OUT HE WAS REALLY RICH AND GAVE THE MONEY TO 100,000 POOR PEOPLE OVER THE WORLD IN HIS WILL. THE RICH MAN ONLY HAD $100,000 BY THE WAY. HIS BUTLER SCRUED UP AND GAVE ONE POOR PERSON IN AFRICA $99,999 WHILE STELLING A DOLLER. IF YOU SPOKE AFRICAN, YOU WOULD HEAR THE POOR PERSON SAY CRAZY STUFF. IF YOU DIDN'T SPEAK AFRICAN, YOU WOULD HEAR THE POOR PERSON SAY CRAZIER STUFF. BUT THE POOR MAN WASTED IT ON A 24 PEICE CUBA CIGAR AND THE THE CUBA GUY WASTED IT ALL ON TWO 12 PEICE CIGARS FROM AMERICA AND PUT IT TOGETHER. THE AMERICAN GUY WASTED IT ON FOUR 6 PIECE AFRICAN CIGARS AND PUT IT TOGETHER AND SO ON. BY THE END, BANJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS WRITING A LETTER TO HIS FATHER WHO WAS LOST AT SEA. BUT INSTEAD OF PICKING UP A FEATHER IN INK, HE PICKED UP A O.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1PEICE CIGERATE (THE OTHER PEICES WEREN'T AVALIBLE AT THE TIME) AND BIG BEN LITERALLY CURSED IT. HE CURSED IT SO THAT WHOEVER WILL BE ITS NEXT OWNER FOR A YEAR WILL HAVE A HIT WEBSITE. THEN BEN FRANKLEN THROUGH IT OUT (IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD TO THROUGH AWAY SOMTHING THAT SMALL). THE REST IS REALLY BORING AND LONG BUT FINILY...WAIT A MINUTE. IM SUPPOSTED TO MAKE IT LONG AND BORING, AFTER ALL, THIS IS THE 13TH PAGE. SO IT WENT TO A DUMPSTER TO THE MOVIES TO A BOWLING ALLY TO A COFFIE SHOP TO THE PRESEDENTS MOUTH (HE THOUGHT IT WAS COFFIE, AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN F. KENIDY. EVERY ONE THOUGHT HE WAS ASSASINED, BUT IF ONLY THEY KNOW) TO A HOSPITAL TO A DRUG STORE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE'S HOUSES. REMEMBER AT FUN BLOGGER WHEN IT SHOWED ALL THE GOOD SITES ? EACH ONE OF THEIR CREATERS HAS THE CIGAR IN A STRANGE AND FUNNY WAY. OF COURSE, I CAN ONLY WRITE THIS ORIGIN.
TO BE CONTINUED... BECAUSE MY HANDS HURT FROM TIPING
