THIS THE PAGE THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:
1) IN ORDER FOR A SECAND WEBSITE YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE MY USUALLY AVERAGE BY 1%. IT'S NOT LIKE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GOING ON MY SITE, ITS MUCH MORE. ITS WHAT I USUALLY GET FOR THE DAY. AND 1% ISENT MUCH TO ASK. OK, I ADMIT IT, MY AVERAGE IS 0, OR .5 BECAUSE OF THE ON AND OFF OF PEOPLE GOING ON IT. ALL I ASK IS FOR THE AVERAGE 1 VIEW A DAY.
2) LETS MAKE A TRADE, IF YOU MAKE AN ANNUAL DAVID U. HAYES DAY, I WILL PUT ON MY SITE THE ANNUAL VIEWERS DAY. BOTH DATES WILL BE ON 6/17/?? THINK ABOUT IT:
ME: I'M ON THE INTERNET AND WELL KNOWN. PLUS, IF YOU SEND AN E-MAIL SAYING YOU WANT YOUR NAME ON THE BANNER THAT SAYS, "HAPPY VIEWERS DAY" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THEN, IF YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME, I WILL PUT IT ON THE BANNER OR WHATEVER. JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T GET SUSPICIOUS.
YOU: THERE ARE MILLIONS OF YOU, SURILY, YOU COULD FIND AWAY TO PUBLICLY CELEBRATE MY HOLIDAY
